The wig factory
Worker: Well I’m going to make one more tour before returning in my office... *walks on the side of the conveyor belt and suddenly bumps into a big object and falling head first onto the conveyor belt*
The convert belt suddenly jolts to a start.
Conveyor Belt: WIG CAPS READY TO BE WEAVED WITH HAIR. THEN BROUGHT TO STYLE STATION.
He moves slowly along, unable to see what is going on around him.
Worker: Omg, I have to get out of here! It’s not a good idea to stay here!
*begins to stand up*
How did this thing is come to life by itself?
The conveyor belt notices a shift in its weight.
Conveyor Belt: WIG CAP IN BULK. TOO HEAVY. SUPRESSING.
Two clamps quickly grab his legs and hold him down, making him lay flat. Two
clamps then lock his arms.
Conveyor Belt: CAPS READY FOR WEAVING.
He sees the caps in front of him being sewn with long locks of blonde hair.
Worker: WTF! Let me go you stupid